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by Jules
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its FUNNY. its SILLY. and heres some info about it:
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troma
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i don't understand why people want to be movie stars (lights,
camera, stalking, anorexia) unless its a TROMA movie. Channel 4 in their wiseness are screening them
late on sat night. but some of us have been fans for years....
(we're that cool or just
fans of stupid ).
if you believe that troma films are sicker than films that
pay their lead actresses million of dollars, have dumbass
pathetic sentimental formulaic 'storylines' and then said
actresses spend this money to have their lips injected with
their own arse-fat, then click on over to a portal .
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 orgazmo
not actually a troma - its made by the south park boys
but starring many famous Troma actors, real porn stars, and the great Kaufman himself (tho you'll have to be a real troma fan to spot Lloyd)
orgazmo - the everyday story of a mormon
preacher who thru no fault of his own becomes the worlds most famous and successful porn star who then becomes a true-life superhero !
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terror firmer - if you
have any doubts that you like troma movies DO NOT SEE THIS
MOVIE. the sickest, funniest and most commercially successful
troma, but you won't make past the 'my baby ,my baby'...
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 Shpadoinkle! - you may have seen Cannibal!:
The Musical, made by the guys who make South
Park, its the true story of the only person convicted of
cannibalism in America - Alfred Packer. The sole survivor of an
ill-fated trip to the Colorado Territory, he tells his side of
the harrowing tale to news reporter Polly Prye as he awaits his
execution. And his story goes like this: While searching for
gold and love in the Colorado Territory, he and his companions
lost their way and resorted to unthinkable horrors, including
toe-tapping songs!
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or
you may have seen Vegas In Space,
The fabulous Captain Tracy Daniels saves the universe by
taking her fierce transsexual space crew to the
"babes only world" of VEGAS IN SPACE. Disguised as
show girls from Earth they must Dance! Dance! Dance! to save the
UNIVERSE! (Written by Doris Fish * Miss X * Phillip R. Ford ).
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other famous tromas include Class of Nuke'Em High - At
Tromaville High School, located a stone's throw from the local Nuclear Power
Plant, the students are getting brighter. In fact, they're beginning to develop
a Troma-green glow. Innocent students mutate into psychos, the Honor
Society's turned into carnivorous, kinky cretins, and the slimy monster
stalking the hallways isn't the principal!
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Surf Nazis Must Die -
Sometime in the near future…a major earthquake has devastated
the entire California coastline. As the survivors attempt to put
their lives back together, a new, more terrifying threat erupts
- evil surfers.
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wierdly enough, one of the grrls who started the whole webgrrl
movement, the fabulous pheobe legere (New
York composer and artist - if you haven't seen this chick sing 'great balls of
fire, you ain't seen it done, Pheobe is a wacky keyboard / accordion / guitar
supergal , vocalist, and composer-lyricist of stupid humour ) stars in tromas The
Toxic Avenger III: The Last Temptation of Toxie.
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factoid: crapston villas is also a troma.
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