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This section of planetgrrl is now closed, we have not updated this section since 2000 and have left the old articles up for your perusal, some of the information contained in the articles on this section is waaay out of date. Thanks to everyone who contributed to planetgrrl net junkies.

Things to remember about computers

  • Never Ever format your computer at 4.00am
  • Never assume your computer can't hear you. It has ears, you just can't see them.
  • Don't balance your drink can on your pc. They are conspiring against you.
  • Never EVER use furniture polish to clean your monitor.
  • The guys who sells stuff in the computer shop will assume you know nothing because you are a woman. (probably).
  • Know your serial from your parallel.
  • If you think you've been on your computer for three hours, you'll probably find you've been on for six.
  • When you first get internet access at home you'll need to invest in
    • some under-eye concealer.
    • phone stamps. and sit down before you read the first phone bill after getting online, especially if you use IRC.
  • Don't ever believe the phrase 'just plug it in' when buying hardware.
  • Yes I know you could buy a much faster computer with the money you spent on the one you bought six months ago, but tough, thats the way of the computer.
  • PCs most only come in beige. Shameful but true.
  • Most hardware and peripherals also come in beige.

 

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