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From: Sara ********
Date: Fri, 05 Dec 2003 20:34:40 To: webofevil@btinternet.com Subject: pop pads? Dear Sir, My friend Julie sent me your webpage the other day, and I had a question. Can you tell me where I can buy pop pads advertised on your site? I live in Loughton and went on my first period last week. My goal is to be a famous gymnast like Annika Reeder, which means I'm going to have to learn to use tampons instead. But I'm not sure if I'm ready to have Gareth Gates up me yet. So can you please send me some samples of the pads so I can give them out to my friends? I don't really care who you send me - anyone from Westlife is fine, even though Kian's my favorite. Please email me back if you can do this. I'd love to be your spokesperson as well. Next I'll send you a picture of me with my rugby squad at school. Yours truly, Sara ********
================================================================ From: Web Of EvilDate: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 16:26:22 To: Sara ******** Subject: Re: pop pads? Dear Sara Thank you for enquiring about Pop Pads. Unfortunately we do not currently have any of the pop stars you requested in stock. In fact we do not have any male pop stars at all. Due to an error, our Czech printers have supplied us with eighteen thousand Pop Pads bearing the face of Eartha Kitt. Until the resulting legal action is concluded, we will be unable to despatch any pads whatsoever. I am glad to hear that your ambition is to be a gymnast. You will be glad to know that we are working hard to design a sister range of insertiary products to accompany the Pop Pads brand, and we have had some very exciting ideas! Good luck with your rugby and your periods. Yours sincerely A Cheffie
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