Ooser
"What have made you so down? Have you seen a ooser?" - Johnny Nonsuch, "The Return of the Native"

Well just what is it? This is a "replica" ooser in the Dorset County Museum, Dorchester. Apparently the last genuine ooser was last seen in Crewkerne, Somerset in the early years of the 20th century. What would you use it for? Who knows...
To go to the "Dorset Ooser" webpage, follow this link.