EPISODE 4 - The sky is bigger in Australia
Now! Are we all sitting comfortably? My impressions of Australia in the time I have lived here.
If you wish to settle here you need an unflagging sense of humour and be prepared to adopt as far as possible the way
of life that Australians have created for themselves. Allowing for the vast area we call home, the climate, cultural
and religious differences are huge compared with the UK.
Though opportunities for employment are better, as long as you are willing to try any work and approach it from the
" I will give it a go!" angle. Australia is very cosmopolitan. Melbourne has the largest population of
Greeks in the world next to Athens for example.
Be prepared for the vastness of Australia. The sky is bigger. The sun is hotter. Trees and shrubs tend to
be more blue than green. The wind is windier. The landscape can change in minutes from a harsh white/yellow colour
to a most beautiful fawn/russet colour. The aroma of eucalypt is ever present.
I think the most amazing thing to me is the sudden unexpected changes in the weather. ie; 2pm…North wind of
30 mph….41°C!! 2.10pm…South wind 50mph. 18°C.! Decisions. Long johns, or shorts?
Now I`ll get to the nasties!! I`m sure we have the largest collection of biting insects and animals in the whole
world! Not many people are bitten though.
There are the Funnel web spiders. The most beautiful looking Red back spiders,Huge Huntsman, and wolf spiders, and of course the
White tailed spider. All of which
I may add make a habit of knockin` the old man off at a certain time and devouring him.. Feminists will love that bit!!
When stung by the "Stingers"
(particularly unfriendly jelly fish), you have just minutes to apply pints of vinegar otherwise the coma takes over.
(I could never figure out why Queenslanders
always took bottles of vinegar to the beach with them. Thought they just liked it on their chips!!)
Of course you will
know of our famed salt-water crocodiles
(Dundee!)
Bloomin` big sharks that (oz.."Take you")
And snakes. Black,Brown,Tiger,Copperhead, One thing you do
learn is to make heaps of noise when
walking through the Bush. That, apparently!!!!! frightens them away, so a professor said. They buried him last week! -
ONLY joking!)